Day fifteen…http://www.napowrimo.net/
A twist in the tale of Red Riding Hood….
Hyped to bail the urban hood,
Red took a track
through creepy woods.
All decked out in her scarlet hoody.
She met a Wolf,
he was kinda spooky!
“Yo Red, I’m shak’n the bushes
for Grammy’s crib?”
He bamboozled her,
with his bodacious fibs!
Red kinda freaked at Grammy’s cottage;
this hairy dude
had Grammy in the closet.
He” hoodwinked” her,
with his sleazy charm,
he chowed tender Earthlings
like stavin marvin!
For real, Woody pitched with his skeery axe,
“Hacked to bits”,
Fox News tweeted the facts.
Our Woody wacked Wolf quite a shot,
comatose he lost the plot.
Then he jetlegged to the pearly gates
“yo dude, best believe,
it’s a piece of cake”
Heaven’s for real,
he was shooting the breeze,
gobsmacked,
by his audacious sleaze.
In the sweet hereafter
he was having a blast,
but he recken’d warm and fuzzies
couldn’t last.
Mountain dew* flashed before his eyes,
for Archangel Gab,
he had no appetite!
He hooked up with this humongous Dude,
and kudos to Wolf,
greens were his fav food.
Sorted,
and kitted out
in garbs of the dead
he took a selfie in celestial threads.
“A kickass wolf” said no one ever,
this skeeming dude had a serious shiver!
Busted,
so woke in grandmas crib,
in the twilight saga, Wolves are really hip.
This greedy guzzler
was a collosal creep;
he began chowing down
on lank cool peeps
Yo epic fail,
what a ginormous loser
Red kicked him to the curb
Mcgreedy shmoozer!
*The essence of his life
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