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This all sounds like nonsense

hippo

“Life is far from easy” said the Hippo to the bear,
“I just feel like giving up, and live life without a care!”
And in the concrete jungle he could see that pensive stare.
“I’m tired of going shopping to buy long underwear,
why can’t we just sit around and act like zillionaires?”
“We could talk about cornflakes and cooking in earthen ware
and we wouldn’t even need to use our good tableware,
because we’d be dining on cucumbers and prickly pears!”
The bear said to the Hippo “That really is unfair,
I’d prefer to live in the undergrowth, and say I’m from elsewhere
though I don’t mind pretending that we’ve been to Piccadilly square!”
“We could say that we were very posh and went on Iceland Air!”
Then the Hippo shoved Bradley, and gave him quite a glare
and told him to take a flight on a wing and a prayer!
“But really Harry, I’d like to go to the stylist and cut my unruly hair,
can we afford margaritas on the beach in Delaware?”
Harry said “this is nonsense” and went to play solitaire,
“we should go to the magistrate and sign up for welfare!”

image courtesy of Pixabay
©AllysoAlly2018

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I am an unknown introvert who desires to touch the world with a little bit of magic...

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